was what i heard sister Kim exclaim in pure exasperation just seconds before bellowing her daughter's first and middle names at the very top of her lungs. that's when ya know that you're in deep poo, isn't it? when you get both names? and heaven forbid if the surname follows, ya might consider relocating to another state, at the very least to another part of the house!
ya might ask what sweet lil 2 year old niece could possibly have done to encourage such a reaction from her mom...well, see, what had happened was kim sent darling nina to her room (unattended) and sort of forgot about it- ya know it's time to investigate when you hear silence. and anyways, nina availed herself of auntie di's very red nail polish and waded right into the beauty regimen. too funny. by the time kim discovered this, nina had painted all ten fingers and toes...and hands...and feet...and tummy...and the backs of her thighs...and even her cheek- amazing. she was so very proud.
and of course, kimmy was almost out of polish remover so we had to call a neighbor, get security clearance, and go borrow some from their place while they were out and about shopping. ha...took me 35 minutes to get that little one back to her normal color. she was so helpful.
kim couldn't understand why i wasn't pissed when she was so very undone. well, see, had one of my kids done that, i'd've been hard pressed not to beat the snot out of him, but as it happens, my niece was the culprit so it was my JOB as auntie di to laugh and make a big game of it. what a time we had- poured the stuff in a bowl and soaked her lil hands and feet and scrubbed with a rag. she was a good sport and it's all fine, except for that tee tiny lil spot in the carpet (tee hee, i don't think that kimmy has noticed that yet...it's all good- we're leaving early in the morning. won't be anywhere around that fallout! poor nina).
heheheheheheehee
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